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Ya know….
“this place is perfectly safe for little kids except for the giant hole with fire in the ground.” Read more →
How do you know when its done?
“When the head falls off under its own weight.” Read more →
Are you sure this is going to work?
“Absolutely not.” Read more →
How big is the pig?
“Somewhere between Ian and Zero the dog.” Read more →
2011 Pork-pocalypse.
Meatfest 2011; The Pork-pocalypse. New this year! A celebration of meat and friends… and Shane’s new house. Ian’s first meatfest. Meatfest, its not just for men. A pig roast? Read more →
Bacon ipsum
Ever have time when you need a list of random meats? Bacon Ipsum to the rescue. Read more →
And the results are in.
In the first ever meatfest haiku contest we have the winners. I picked the top 5 entries… grypp’s red drink infused inspiration hue of medium rare prometheus gratitude siercks’ peta meatfest which were then voted on by the attendees. The two winners were Grypp and Dan. Grypp came in first which meant that it was his choice for the prize.… Read more →
MF 2010: Breaking news. Chicago hates on red drink; nachos are ready; kratos still angry.
We went to 5 different stores yesterday. All of them hate red drink. The core component of red drink was not found ant any of these places and said employees were of no use, even with all their equipment. Contest end is drawing near; get your final submissions in place. The nachos are ready. Also… Kratos is still very very… Read more →