On the #15 Waitin’ at the Amtrak station.  There was a bird; it was fearless. (caption lost) Read more →

I have been informed that it is a requirment to know the lyrics of this song to attend MeatFest. Read more →

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Gentlemen: we are reaching the point of no return.  Nate, as your lawyer, I advise you to make any Friday night reservations for 5 gurgitators.  That should cover most of the possible combinations. Grypp and I will be taking the 3:00 pm Hiawatha, with or without a certain expeditious-but-noncommittal entity.  That puts us in Union Station at 4:30, so we… Read more →

It’s like detox, only you do it before you ingest the toxin.  As in the sentance “I better pretox my system with this spinach before I eat a whole cow.” Read more →

So far I haven’t been doing much to train, but I’ve been thinking about it.  I started riding my bike to work a few weeks ago, and I’ve been doing crunches.  I might try the “Gallon of Water Challenge” again.  My current record is 43 minutes. Anybody else prepping themselves? Read more →